Sunday, July 01, 2007

Things That if I Had a Stand Up Act, Might Be in It

"I just realized that the lotion that I have been using to masturbate with has an SPF of 15...I am pretty sure at this point I can father a black child."

"Do you think the other interrogatives get jealous of the ones that get used as doubles to define something of particular interest? I mean, you can be the who's who or know what's what, but what about the why's why, where's where, when's when, or how's how?"

You can clearly see from the above that I am a computer salesperson.


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