Saturday, March 24, 2007

Must Be the Beyond Part

So as a straight white man, there are several sources of fashion compliments that you regard higher than others.

Today, while browsing the Bed Bath and Beyond looking for replacement Brita filters, an employee asked if he could be of assistance. He guided me to the filter area, I thanked him and he hit me with this:

"No problem. That is a cool hoodie man, it's tight."

What is key here is that this was a young, tattooed black man. One of those aforementioned special fashion compliment groups.

It should also be noted, especially for those reading this over 35 years of age and under 25, that "tight" makes no reference to the actual fit and clingyness of my hoodie. He was merely stating that he thought it was cool.

So please take a moment out of your day to recognize the fucking magnificence of my hoodie.


Stacey Richter said...

Do you know karate?

'Cause this blog is kickin.'

1:01 AM  

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